Your new superpower to get noticed without saying a word

Do you like crude humor and sending ambiguous messages to your friends?

This sexy carrot in a bathrobe is ready to turn up the heat in your wardrobe.

A T-shirt for those who have a third leg... and aren't afraid of questionable puns.

Don't be discreet. This T-shirt is made for those who aren't easily forgotten!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclamer: due to the properties of the fabric, the white color variant may appear more off-white than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order, which is why we need a little more time to deliver it to you. Manufacturing products on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for shopping thoughtfully!

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